experience

I’ve been asked to “emcee” my cousin’s funeral.  Not officiate, because I’m not allowed to do that (yet?) but to pray, introduce people and pray again.  And then again at the cemetery.  Yikes.

Too bad my experience running funerals is on the humerous side and not the practical side.  I think my family would come unglued if I offered a responsive reading of, “shit shit shit.”